Half-Jewish Humor

Please send us your (respectful) humor,  jokes and other light-hearted moments connected with being half-Jewish!

1. A National Animal(s) for the Half-Jewish Network:

We need a symbol! What about the chameleon? Or the “hebra” (offspring of a horse mated with a zebra — usually known as a “zorse”).

(More suggestions welcomed!)

2. A National Song(s) for the Half-Jewish Network: we’re taking suggestions!

“Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?” by the Lovin’ Spoonful

(More suggestions welcomed!)

3. A National Poem(s) for the Half-Jewish Network:

“Split at the root, neither Gentile nor Jew, / Yankee nor Rebel” — Poet Adrienne Rich (patrilineal Jew, Jewish father, Christian mother)

(More suggestions welcomed!)